My girlfriend
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Forget it once.
One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!
Forget about it.
he forgot the safe word
Her algae bra.
Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
A: uh, me so sorry.
You get Halo-tosis. :-/
Baghdad!
A: Elephants never forget.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
I'm not sure, I hallways forget
Because he was Russian.
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
I regret nutting!!!
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
He forgot his safe word.
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.
Urine trouble!
He got hurt from harmful rays
I'll column later.
To forget
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
You never forget
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
I forget
Aziz, I'm sorry.
I thought you said you'd never forget...."
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
A LockSith.
He forgot Tupac his lunch!
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
He bombed the exam.
They always forget Tupac.
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
Flossless compression!
WiiU
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.
He forgot the safe word.
He died on the cross!
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!
Oh, gosh!
9/11.
I forget...
He drops it like it's hot.
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
She forgot to use Spell Check.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Well, mostly to forget.....
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
Drops it like it's hot.
Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !
Because it goes right out of your head.
Hey forget about it
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
I want to know her secret
He forgot.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!
He forgot his Loggins
THIS gu
It forgot the lyrics.
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
15 or 16
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
He was Russian.
Forget-me-knots!
Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.
Because you never forget!
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
the nine-elephant
WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !
Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"
He forgot to pack his trunk.
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
A Concussion.
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
Because they've forgotten the words !
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Forget-me-nuts.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
A: They always forget the recipe.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
Knock on the door
Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.
An offer you can't understand.
Whack-A-Mole
Republicans have them thrown out.
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
Eclipse it.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
Am I supposed to pick my favorite
Well, he save on groceries.
No one knows.
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
