What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How does a black girl know she's pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.