How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...