How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.