Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.