Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)