How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

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What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.