Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
Nothing. She's fine.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
He heard they had PIE.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
Because they're so basic.
