Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Ip Jokes More Ip Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.