Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.