Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Ip Jokes More Ip Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.