What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Previous Random Joke Next

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.