What smells better than it taste?

A nose

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe