How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.