How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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You can lick a plate dry

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Punch him in the nose.

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A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog: