Because they can't make a fist.
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Because they can.
He heard it was finger licking good.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
Likud.
You put it back in the crib.
Lick his Comatoes
You can lick a plate dry
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
They can't stop licking their paws.
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Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Dog:
You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
It's finger licking good.
Nothing. It just shuts up.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
Just flush it like everybody else does."
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
The chemist may frown.
His tungsten
It'a was'a pasta his bed time
A Gummy Bear!
Antibiotics
3/5
You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
Pregnant.
Petal !
