Because they can't make a fist.
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Because they can.
He heard it was finger licking good.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
Likud.
You put it back in the crib.
Lick his Comatoes
You can lick a plate dry
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
They can't stop licking their paws.
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Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Dog:
You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
It's finger licking good.
Nothing. It just shuts up.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
Just flush it like everybody else does."
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
A bite in shining armor.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
There's twenty of them.
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
The chemist may frown.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Namaste (better to say it aloud)
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"
When you see he has no hands.
Cheow!
You add a dab of glue.
A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...
