What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.