What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.