What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.