What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!