What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !