What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !