Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

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What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What's a holocaust denier's favorite month?

July