What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.