What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

July Jokes More July Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What do you call a socialite stripper?

a peeler of the community!

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What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )