What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

100 Year Old Jokes More 100 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 100 year old frog ?

An old croak !

What do you call a 100 year old ant ?

An antique !