How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

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Tony.

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Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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They keep telling me to stop asking...

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He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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It's 8:00 somewhere!

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Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!