Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Because it lost it's temper.
He got lost in the maize.
It's a mystery.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
Use some antioxidants
19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/
Two counts of possession
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
Because they always steal the green cards....
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
It's 8:00 somewhere!
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
More guns!
The former has a cunning array of stunts
More guns.
It snickers
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
