Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Who won the Asian cooking contest?

It was a Thai!

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.