What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What gets better with age?

Necrophilia