What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!