What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper