Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.