Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.