Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.