Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!