Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak