Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.