When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Why was 5 afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.(http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"