Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
Ridley Scott. Thank you.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Atilla the Hungry.
One is a Bonaparte from the other.
That's no whey to go through life, son.
Because there's a in the way.
Pit-bull in kids sandpit
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
Kermit's fingers
Turkey
because they're inbred
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
I don't know. Identify it, I guess.
Punchline
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
A headbanger !
BEAK A BOO!
