What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.