What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.