What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Why the wrong face?

the bartender says.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "