What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!