What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "