Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.