Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.