Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.