What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks