What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.