What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.