Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.