A paraplegic
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Nails in their hands and feet
4 if you have a dog.
The Imperial March
Because they lactose.
A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Coma-toes.
They're both leg ends.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
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her natalie
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
Ow, mitosis!
Mosqui-toes
Show him what you're made of!
A yardstick.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
A wooden slipper
A dead centipede.
Normal
The feet.
A Pedofile
Cause they lactose.
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
Lack-toes intolerant
Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.
Mitosis.
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
The feet
Because deep down they're really nice people.
Because then it would be a foot..
Six foot force :)
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
Pota-TOES!
A foot long
An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey
OOOOOWWWWLLLL....
He left his foot on the clutch.
They have bear feet
Because he four feet.
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
Pao! Pao!
What has a foot but no legs?
Potato!
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
Because they're always footing the bill.
10 E's
A Scotland Yard.
Tony.
An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.
She keeps her feet.
To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.
Take your foot off of their head.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
Cashews.
Taiwon Shou.
Gary Glitters boots.
They're over two feet
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
They have webbed feet !
Oh, y'know. For kicks.
Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.
A: Because she grew another foot.
A: At night, because two feet are added to it.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
Girl: Your feet.
Unbereavable.
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
On their feet!
Bury-toes. Hah hah
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot
One foots both the same!
Sir!
Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
A small medium at large.
Forty feet of track - all straight!
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
You take your foot off the top of their head.
A: Shoos.
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!
Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
All dressed up, with no place to go.
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
A Fall Out Boy.
David Cop-a-feel
I set* ***who*** *free "*
Only one of them made it to the moon.
About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
He couldn't concentrate
Because it was dead.
Onion rings.
He wanted to hang with his family.
The Wheelchair
getting the wheelchair in the oven.
spit, sallow, and gargle.
If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.
