What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.

What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?

Roll-aids.