What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.