What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

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What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.