What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)