What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.