Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Bossy Jokes More Bossy Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!