Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

Bossy Jokes More Bossy Jokes

Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!