What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!