What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!