What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!