When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

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What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift