How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin