How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.