How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

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What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge