How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

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Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.