How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night