How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do you call a happy cow?

Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist