What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

Candidate Jokes More Candidate Jokes

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Weakness Jokes More Weakness Jokes

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.