What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

Candidate Jokes More Candidate Jokes

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Weakness Jokes More Weakness Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.