How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "