How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions