Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."
Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.
A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)
Jerry's Kids...
Because her lips stick
I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions