What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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What is your biggest weakness?

Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example "Yes"

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle