Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He per-prosed
Bro, do you even shift?"
Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.