What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

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Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs