Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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You poke poke poker face

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A big mac*

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...