How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.