How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.