How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

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They know how to work under the hood!

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What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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a porcupine

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.