How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls