What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !