What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.