What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?

Santa Paws !

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry