What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.